Thursday, August 20, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
God Damn
Why the hell has this blog not been deleted yet, this is like my first post in like, 30 years.
Why the hell am I even writing this, I'm like the only person who is going to see this.
Why the hell does everyone even have a blog, I would seriously sacrifice a kidney to destroy all non-professional blogs, and some bad professional blogs, seriously, blogs suck ass, now LP's, LP's Rock major ass.
Anyone who takes their non-professional blog seriously is fucking retarded.
Yeah, I'm totally talking to you billy.
Why the hell am I even writing this, I'm like the only person who is going to see this.
Why the hell does everyone even have a blog, I would seriously sacrifice a kidney to destroy all non-professional blogs, and some bad professional blogs, seriously, blogs suck ass, now LP's, LP's Rock major ass.
Anyone who takes their non-professional blog seriously is fucking retarded.
Yeah, I'm totally talking to you billy.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Common requirements for a slumber party
1. pillows
2. people
3. a place
4. Food
5. Drink
6. Vasoline
7. Old spoiled milk
8. Long rods
9. Very, very sticky candy
10. Large men
11. Carpets that are easy to clean, or a floor that does not require cleaning
12. Smell resistant Clothing, Furniture, Housing, etc.
13. A Hamster tube
14. A Hamster
15. Rubber balls
16. Lots of tissues
2. people
3. a place
4. Food
5. Drink
6. Vasoline
7. Old spoiled milk
8. Long rods
9. Very, very sticky candy
10. Large men
11. Carpets that are easy to clean, or a floor that does not require cleaning
12. Smell resistant Clothing, Furniture, Housing, etc.
13. A Hamster tube
14. A Hamster
15. Rubber balls
16. Lots of tissues
Friday, August 15, 2008
Zarlfax and you, the newest religion
As many of my devoted readers will know, I worship Zarflax and all Zarflax related merchandise. This is a kickass religion. For more information, send me money.
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