Common requirements for a slumber party

1. pillows
2. people
3. a place
4. Food
5. Drink
6. Vasoline
7. Old spoiled milk
8. Long rods
9. Very, very sticky candy
10. Large men
11. Carpets that are easy to clean, or a floor that does not require cleaning
12. Smell resistant Clothing, Furniture, Housing, etc.
13. A Hamster tube
14. A Hamster
15. Rubber balls
16. Lots of tissues

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